Dear Krisp,

I have been haveing some Trouble,,in the LADIES departmenr l8ly………………………………………………..what do i do??

love,

your Valueable costumer

dear Valuebale Cosutmer,

being a Ladies Man is a difficult task., and to do it you must do 3 Simple Things:

1) always b kool - this is a no-Brainer, of course you can just be cool and always REALX--girls like that kinda thing. and of course, you should always stay Kool no matter what 8D

2. go after multiple Chisks , so as to make one be your "Back-Up chick' - always, so that u have  a back up chick and so you don't get tied down to one Bitch,m and you have options and girls lined up and use that as levragem , to get the good girs

and this is the final big One = a ladies man is a ladies man , and dont u FORGET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so this was hopefully a big help,

thax,

krisp.

March Madness.

its here.


once a year, one month, out of every year, ther is one month in which the Best in Basketball gather. for an Ultimate Showdown...............the ultime sports tournament to end all sports touranements,.............................................................March Madness.

starting next week, the Countrys Top Teams will begin  "duke" it out in a fierce bracket,,,,, to end all Brackets. starting Next week, starting with the Final Four teams will start the game.

this is them in all there gloary,:

1. The Duke: The Duke University, coached by team coach Mike "Krazy' Krecyzeinkwski, Duke is a long-running favourite, a duke of the Ages to duke it out in the final duke-fest in the Basketball stadium,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but,seroiusly folks, dukes Basketball Atheletes are informally known by other members of the Duke student body as the  Dukes of Duke..,and a sure and long-ronning favorite that's for sure.

2. Connecticut Huskies: these Husky Puppys are the latest and Greatest.......the New kids on the Block-  but don't let that "Duke" U. and, under the leadership of Coach Leader Jim "Cal skin" Calhoun, are a force to be reckoned with under this up and coming march.

3. UK: This european country, an island off the coast of France, is one of the wor;d's most ancientd and advanced cultures, with Hundreds of years of cultureal past too draw from, UK will have no trouble thriving in the Madnes...[source: Wikpedia]

editors' note: no Dingas, it's University of Kentcky,

4. Butler -  these Boys will be in some fancy pants, so you can expect them to Serve up some pain and Krumpets............or should i say "baskets

welp UC, in the first round of Brackets/baskets, way back in November 2009, seeed #7 Texas A&M falled to lower # seed FSU seed # 10. Little did any1 know, This 1 game, foarshadowed the rest of the Sport tourmanent,.;,;

the first game is UK v. Butler, and its bound to be a Big one. couches Brad Stephens and John "Perri Cali Caliperri will be leading there players across the "Yard", but this might end up coming down to a couching matchup because with Andrew Smith and Demarcus "First" Cousins are of equal Heights and  there of equal skill, and yes Pali Kerry looks like the likely inevitible victory winner..


second up we have Duke and Connecticut are going to be "Duking" it out on the Basket's Court, courting the Dukes to Victory will be theire CHouch Mike "Michael"  Krewski and against the Connecticut Huskiy Pups. Jamal "the Coon" McCoombs-Mcdaniel and Andre "the Blind shotmaker" Dawkins will be front and Center but it looks like the "selfish teme" will be winning this one,,, Dawkins Certainly Won't be needing to asking God for help on this game

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the final Match looks like its going to be conneticut and Butler. and with Conn with a clear shot in the dark at the light of the champion spot, it looks like the winners will be them,,

,.,mmmmm.........,

Superbowl XXXXV

it's the Big Game of all Sports Games,

the Crem De La Crem..........







the SUper bowl.

Last night it was a fierce Match-Up, the best of the Best and the Pros of pros, facing it off in the final Match-Up of the season, the Pittsburg Stealers and the big Green bay "Backster" Packers..........

the game was a big one.......it  was Intens,e form the very beggining the packers (aka the Backsters" led by coach Mike Tomlin & manager Kevin Colbear, and the Stellars, led to defeat by Mike Macarthy & mgr Ted Thompsoon,

the packers where coming out strong, with QB & M.V.P Aaron Rogers leading the Way facing againts steelers's Santana Holmes and former schoolteacher Charlie "Brown and the Great Pumpkin"Patch (Criminal justic ph.D , but only one can come out strong in a Big. Game like this

Biron "Right" Leftwitch goes for the tuchdown.............

Packers watched the run game from the begining- to the Stealers great Shock, and had the Aaron "A-Ron" Rogers wizzing balls left and right to halfbacksters "backstreet backers" Don "de"River and Ronald Lee "ding" who both ran it in for Tochdowns when the Red zone needed them,,,,,,,,,,,

stealers, oh stealers where do I even, begin to start
well how about I begin to start with their D: it sucked
the big & hefty Sway-Z "Deep" Waters and Biron "Right" Leftwhich got their Rights and Lefts hands mixed up cuz they couldnt make a Tackle to save the Game!!!!!!!!!!!!

jezz guys TALK about a disaster.............

In like all Sports, its comes down to who Desrvers to Win the Game: who deserves, the Spot of the Champoinship Light, the big Glory of the big game, the biggest Sport award, conceivble to man: the Super Bowl.

looks like the Backsters, with great players like A-Ron and "Driver", where the more Whorthy ones this time.............




.............but next Super Bowl is a different game, and a different Sports............